Grump Returns

No excuses offered; no explanations provided.

The Grump has been away for over a year but now he has returned. Where has he been? What sights have his jaded, red wine-hazed eyes taken in? What adventures has his chaise longue-stiffened body been thrown into? Well, it would be all too rude to interject reality and thereby upset your own fruity scenarios of his perversions and predilections... needless to say the truth of the matter is that Grump's divided self, at once capable of incredible laziness and frantic bouts of energy, needs to express itself. And these days his own wistful repose avec livre et vin is being threatened by an increasingly frantic rage. He has never been more angry at the mundanities and intrusive demands of life!!! Sanity is threatened. He cannot rest or resist the urge to tell all once again. Oh yes misery loves an audience. Thus it is that he returns to the electronic terra incognita of the online blog to vent forth (after forgetting his own password!) The blog is cheaper than therapy, and Grumpydoctor knows no psychiatrist who offers clients wine....